A couple of weeks ago I paid the equivalent of $1.40 for the priviledge of emptying my bladder. In retrospect, I ought to have drunk a full Big Gulp beforehand to get my money's worth as I couldn't stop thinking later about all the things I could have purchased if I had just held it a little longer. Any item from the Dollar Tree - with tax - for one thing. Plus they would have let me use their toilet. This beaut is half a block from home, though, so fingers crossed I don't ever need to use it.
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