Remember how yesterday I said it felt like Christmas? Well, I was right on the money. And you know how I inherited oodles of charm and intelligence from my mom? Well, I also got pumpkin spice cappuccino mix, multiple dessert mixes - including PINK FUNFETTI FROSTING!!! for my forthcoming birthday cake - taco fixins and a lifetime supply of Splenda. And that's just the food! I'll move on to the rest in a moment, but first please take a gander at what she wrote on the Ortega Dinner Kit: "Just Add Oxen". See, I told her that oxfilé seemed to be the dominant red meat here, which I thought was pretty silly since I didn't have the impression that oxen were especially rampant around here. But get this: an ox, aside from having the distinction of being the only animal that can play tic-tac-toe, is just a cow with a job. Who knew? You, now. Thank goodness you read this blog. Anyhow, Mommy also sent a load of other treats home with The Swede - things that are either hard to come by or really expensive here. That's right, I'm talking to you, $8 shaving foam. He was charged an extra $50 by the airline to haul the extra weight, but The Swede came home to a kid in a candy shop.
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